【搞笑】爆笑英文
經(jīng)典中國(guó)式英語(yǔ)數(shù)條
1．we two who and who？ 咱倆誰(shuí)跟誰(shuí)阿
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don"t bird me,I don"t bird you 你不鳥(niǎo)我，我也不鳥(niǎo)你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！
together up ！ 你有種，我要給你點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧，兄苊牽黃鶘希?
5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home! 有事起奏，無(wú)事退朝
6．you me you me 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop! 你給我站�。�
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之為知之，不知為不知...
9．WATCH SISTER 表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse"son can make hole! 龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會(huì)打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 車(chē)禍現(xiàn)場(chǎng)描述
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past 走過(guò)路過(guò)，不要錯(cuò)過(guò)
15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
要錢(qián)沒(méi)有，要命一條
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
有無(wú)人知最后一條系咩意思呢？
1．we two who and who？ 咱倆誰(shuí)跟誰(shuí)阿
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don"t bird me,I don"t bird you 你不鳥(niǎo)我，我也不鳥(niǎo)你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！
together up ！ 你有種，我要給你點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧，兄苊牽黃鶘希?
5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home! 有事起奏，無(wú)事退朝
6．you me you me 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop! 你給我站�。�
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之為知之，不知為不知...
9．WATCH SISTER 表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse"son can make hole! 龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會(huì)打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 車(chē)禍現(xiàn)場(chǎng)描述
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past 走過(guò)路過(guò)，不要錯(cuò)過(guò)
15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
要錢(qián)沒(méi)有，要命一條
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
有無(wú)人知最后一條系咩意思呢？
別和我談理想~~我戒了！
※ ※ ※ 本文純屬【流星蝴蝶劍】個(gè)人意見(jiàn)，與【鋼之家鋼鐵博客】立場(chǎng)無(wú)關(guān).※ ※ ※
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評(píng)論人: bluerain 發(fā)表時(shí)間:
2005-10-14 20:18 |
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呵呵, 你還真是有兩下子啊! |
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評(píng)論人: ♀小惡魔的人間實(shí)習(xí) 發(fā)表時(shí)間:
2005-10-13 18:17 |
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最后一句怎么翻？我翻成：你生了兩個(gè)兒子 |
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評(píng)論人: 浮綠水 發(fā)表時(shí)間:
2005-10-13 16:59 |
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laugh to death. |
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評(píng)論人: 背叛之背叛 發(fā)表時(shí)間:
2005-10-13 16:06 |
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不錯(cuò)不錯(cuò)不錯(cuò) |
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評(píng)論人: 洛凌 發(fā)表時(shí)間:
2005-10-13 15:27 |
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如果把最后一句改成you real have two down son,或許更能理解,意為:你真有兩下子! |
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評(píng)論人: 珊瑚 發(fā)表時(shí)間:
2005-10-13 14:12 |
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蟑螂 dirty wolf，這是偶同學(xué)說(shuō)的 |
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評(píng)論人: 三水 發(fā)表時(shí)間:
2005-10-13 14:06 |
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two horse and two tigers 馬馬虎虎 |
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